April 2012
fucked
exxxpert cosmo tips: kanye fanfiction →
jestershark:
expertcosmotips:
start referring to yourself as kanye west . start referring to him as kanye west. get ready for the most intense lovemaking session of your life
““What the fucking hell?” Kanye asked angrily. “Kanye?” he asked. “What?” Kanye snapped. Kanye…
my droid is gorgeous omg i missed u so much what is my life without you beautiful
hint: it’s nothing
ghostkid:
did you know that males have their own g-spot in their lower left lung? in order to reach a true orgasm, place a small incision between the third and fourth rib, then
adolfphin:
my life is like that really bad Degrassi episode when Drake got shot
everets:
Its funny that owl city song like he gets 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs like 1 in 10 lightning bugs are hugging him his approval rating among lightning bugs is almost as low as that among humans
“Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There’s such a lack of responsibility for one’s...”
– Davey Havok (via openxhead)
